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Jul 11, 2008

THE SOUND OF JELLY

02:37 a.m. and still wide awake. Have decided to bore myself to sleep with this:-

The sound of jelly

Sounds a bit like water at first but livens up around the 2 minute mark, if you can wait that long. If not, just cheat and push the cursor-knob-thingy along a bit.....

ZZZZZ.... Aha! Did you see that? Sleep typing! I actually dropped off. Either that or this is a dream and I'll wake up in a minute with my ear stuck to something really nasty.

Just have another listen.....Eeouw (!) that is really odd......thwack...thwack....dithery whack....

Yup... it's definately jelly and I think it might be doing the trick....zzz....

G'night all!
ZZZZZZ

P.S. Oh lor' I do hope I don't dream about the horrible wobbly stuff. Puts me in mind of an ancient Tommy Cooper joke:
'Dreamed I was eating a ten pound marshmallow last night - woke up this morning and my pillow was gone!' *b'dum b'dum!*
(Can't imagine what I might find missing, dreaming about jelly......)?

7 comments:

~ Phyll said...

Listening to it confirms that I have a perverted mind...

steph said...

"just cheat and push the cursor-knob-thingy along a bit....."

Geri,

I love it! :lol:

It sounds so kinky, I hate to think what you might swallow!

*more blushing*

Geri Atric said...

Hi phyll - Welcome! It is kind of..er..hypnotic, isn't it? Trust Univ. students to think of recording a sound like that!

Steph - I'll never eat jelly again...! (But I might listen to it now and then....heh heh).

Grannymar said...

Thank you Geri I have had nightmares of giant jellies chasing me all over the place and not a Toyboy to rescue me anywhere!

Geri Atric said...

Hi grannymar - Sorry! I'll have a look round here and see if I can find you a big, handsome Dutch toyboy, to soothe away your jelly nightmares!

Jay said...

Eeeeewwwwww!!! I think that's the most revolting sound I've ever heard! It reminds me of banana slugs in the throes of passion. Or something.

Eeeeewwwwww!

Geri Atric said...

Hi jay - Banana slugs doing the naughty thing on top of a jelly? Crikey, that's a new one! Still... now you mention it..
EEOOUUWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!